I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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