i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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