and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he was CRYING into my vagina
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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