i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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