Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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