Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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