Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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