he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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