these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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