Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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