i can't believe i had my finger in that
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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