You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
dude. I can hear the air.
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