I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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