Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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