We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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