U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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