Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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