Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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