I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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