their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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