In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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