You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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