Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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