after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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