I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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