Your tits are I can't wait for
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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