how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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