FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
