WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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