Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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