She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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