somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Your penis caused this!
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