he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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