And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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