I'm drive I can fine osifer
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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