Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Never joke about your clitoris.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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