i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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