Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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