He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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