idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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