so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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