i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I need moral support for this bender
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm both gender and math confused
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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