all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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