Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
