i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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