Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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