Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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