I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I think I just sharted jello shots
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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