I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just found a bag of teeth...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
