If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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