you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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