apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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