And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize