Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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