I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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